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Post by Vector on Aug 27, 2008 11:57:16 GMT -6
Veddy... pledging...?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*continues for fucking HOURS*
I just CANNOT imagine that in any kind of realistic thought.
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Post by Anna Molly™ on Aug 27, 2008 16:12:23 GMT -6
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*ahem*
First of all, it's a coed fraternity, not a sorority. A fra-ority if you will (though they do NOT like when you call it that...)
Secondly...*sigh* my friend (who I love dearly) would really like to see this happen and I've chilled at the frat house enough times to be cool with most of 'em so I'm hoping my cynical and poison-laced personality wins them all over.
Here's to the impossible *raises diet-coke can*...
But yeah, laugh away, I laughed just reading your comment cause I NEVER saw myself pledging.
Ever.
EVER.
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Post by Vector on Aug 27, 2008 22:32:15 GMT -6
Babe, I'm not sure if God saw you pledging. o.o
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Post by Kaisar on Aug 28, 2008 1:36:24 GMT -6
you know i just don't understand the whole pledging thing you guys have going on over there. it just seems weird to me. *shrugs*
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Post by Anna Molly™ on Aug 28, 2008 11:49:33 GMT -6
you know i just don't understand the whole pledging thing you guys have going on over there. it just seems weird to me. *shrugs* Well...it kind of is, not gonna lie. But I'm joining because my life currently feels pretty...static, predictable...I want randomnity, I need adventure, so this is me trying something different...due to my friend's persuasion but also my own....curiosity. And my roommate is doing an actual sorority because they're a group that's deeply involved with the community and she loves...things like that. Basically, it's like becoming a borg -- you know, except you maintain individual thought and make a different/unexpected batch of friends.... ...I think. Babe, I'm not sure if God saw you pledging. o.o Hmm-- well, stepping outside my religious beliefs for a moment, who knows..? God may have played a hand in this just yet...all part of working in mysterious ways for the grand scheme of things...
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Post by JaySonic on Aug 28, 2008 18:05:07 GMT -6
A quick question to Middy. (brought to my attention by Void)
Did you get this: J'ai aimé. J'ai souffert. Maintenant, Je Hais. from the new Batman: Arkham Asylum game. OR is that some famous line from some thing i've never heard about?
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Post by Anna Molly™ on Aug 28, 2008 23:58:15 GMT -6
In response to Sonic:
Oui, that I did. I do love the french language though I'm an atrocious speaker and just seeing those short/simple/potent words, I couldn't resist quoting them ^^;
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Post by Kaisar on Sept 12, 2008 6:58:18 GMT -6
ok i just had to share a few of these i found in a place called GameWyrd. they gave me a major case of the giggles.
Frost Worm Frost worms are just a little bit bigger than their common or garden worm, a little bit bigger in the thirty-foot long sense. Frost worms spend their days tunnelling around under the ice and snow and eating polar bears or the occasional mammoth to keep warm. Due to ancient magics still active on Earth, ex-girlfriends can transform into Frost Worms at will.
Flesh Golem Constructed from bits of bodies salvaged from graveyards and the aftermath of ice hockey games, flesh golems are the bouncers and doormen of fantasy worlds. Many Flesh Golems have their crossed arms sewn folded onto their chests and given a “You’re not on the list. You’re not coming in” sign to wear around their necks.
Dracolich Dragons are scary and powerful. Lichs are scary and powerful. It’ll come as no surprise to discover that the Dracolich is scary and powerful. Fortunately the Dracolich lives in the bottom of the barrel and only surfaces when a desperate fantasy writer crawls in and scrapes it out.
Dryad Most dryads are hot babes – if you don’t mind the whole tree spirit thing. Dryads are symbiotically linked to large oak trees and can’t travel more than a few hundred yards from it. In recent years a few Dryads have entered the world as good-looking women who are unable to leave their mobile phone more than a few hundred yards behind.
Animated Corpse Before mankind invented telephone marketing it took powerful wizards and necromancers to animate a corpse. Animated corpses are often found in Universities where they serve equally in the role of lecturer, administrator or student.
Balrog Power and terror, fire and shadow, Balrogs are possibly the most famous fantasy demon. Ever since lawyers got involved, roleplaying companies around the world have removed the Balrog from their bestiaries and replaced them with entirely different demons. You know, entirely different demons such as the Rog-bal, the Baal-Rog, Balor and Barbazu. Just don’t mention the guy with the pointy hat and you’ll be fine.
Barrow-Wight Barrow-Wights are powerful and evil spirits that haunt the barrow where their human bodies are buried. These undead horrors are strongest in their barrow and vulnerable to simple sunlight. Barrow-Wights are driven to kill all living things, some say the Witch King himself instilled this anger in them and others blame a New Zealand director for cutting them out of his film.
Black Dragon Typically found in marshes and underground, the black dragon’s natural breath weapon is a jet of strong acid. Black dragons are typically evil and are capable of corrupting and poisoning bodies of water – a bit like a goblin after a too strong curry then. These dragons like to collect gold and Star Wars figures.
Blue Dragon Blue Dragons like to hang around in deserts where they frolic among the sand dunes. Blue dragons can shoot a fork of lightening from their mouth and are careful not to mix this ability up with their magical talent for creating water. These dragons like to collect gold and Buffy the Vampire Slayer comics.
Bodak People who are unfortunate enough to be slain by absolute evil or who collect too many parking tickets in their life are likely to return to unlife as a Bodak. Bodaks are completely hairless, have empty white eyes, grey flesh and have a look of total horror or anguish permanently on their face. It is theorised the appearance of the Bodak is to allow it to pass unnoticed through the ranks of traffic wardens.
Brass Dragon Brass Dragons can be found hanging around in deserts where they like to build sandcastles. Angry brass dragons can breath fire but they can also make people fall asleep by breathing at them – a bit like University lecturers. Brass Dragons like to collect gold, old brass doorknobs (which it often fondly names) and original vinyl records.
Zombie Zombies are the animated remains of fleshy corpses. As undead horrors go zombies are right on the bottom of the barrel and are slow, weak and brain dead. To make up for their lack of brains many zombies try and eat other peoples. The financial strength of millions of zombies keeps AOL afloat.
Unicorn Unicorns are magical creatures that resemble horses with elegant horns growing from their foreheads. Unicorns are known to have an unhealthy obsession with young maidens and many a young maiden is happy to obsess back in equal measure. Some people believe Unicorns are extremely rare but thousands can be found freely frolicking in fields of Geocities where they graze on discarded copyright notices.
Mind Flayer Mind Flayers are an ugly race of psychic monsters. Mind Flayers have tall humanoid bodies but have squid-like faces. The Mind Flayers use their psychic powers to subdue other races and turn them into mindless slaves. Most Mind Flayers enjoy working for TV advertising companies and producing party political broadcasts.
Night Hag Night Hags are born from the dark levels of hell and constantly hunger for the souls of the innocent. Night Hags carry a magical jewel known as a Heartstone and which can be used to cure almost any disease. Night Hags are not known to ever allow the use of their Heartstones except to tease the needy with it. Night Hags are often employed as secretaries for Emergency Plumbers. They are not known for every allowing the use of their plumber but sometimes tease the needy by pretending that one is on the way.
Nightgaunt Nightgaunts were originally described by Lovecraft as “Shocking and uncouth” – now you know. Nightgaunts might well be the inspiration for the traditional demon image, being about man sized but with bat-like wings, long fingers and enjoying the benefits of a prehensile tail. Nightgaunts are creatures formed from the stuff of nightmares and only exist in the waking world to terrorise people who go on blind dates.
Shadow There are shadows and then there are Shadows. If you’re fortunate it’ll be the former that stretches out from your feet at the minute. The unfriendly type of shadow is an incorporeal undead horror that hates life and light alike. While not plotting to destroy the world Shadows pass the time by pretending to be a harmless patch of darkness in the corner of your bedroom.
Skeleton Skeletons are the animated remains of the long dead. Necromancers and other vile wizards without a decent bone in their body use magic to raise bodies from their internal rest and put them to work as servants and bodyguards. Skeletons who are able to escape the control of the necromancer are known to hide in closets and make up dark secrets about people.
Spectre Spectres are scary apparitions known to haunt investment banks and stock markets. Spectres are typically powerful entities that take their frustration at failing in life out on those who are still living. The scariest spectre known to man and beast is a little girl who lives in videotapes. You have seven days...
Stone Giant Stone Giants take up all the room on the sofa, where they sit, smoke and watch TV. Stone Giants are normally harmless until they get the munchies and raid nearby villages for takeaway food.
Genie Genies were made famous by the translation of Arabian Nights and it’s worth nothing the little known plot twist where Aladdin used the genie of the ring to escape with the genie of the bottle. Genies are known to grant wishes and win you contracts with Disney. Most genies appreciate you pointing out their vast cosmic powers but not their itty-bitty living space.
Gold Dragon Gold dragons can be found where ever they want to go. Gold dragons breath fire and weakening gas and collect what ever they want. Scholars and mages note that gold dragons are wise, compassionate and goodly creatures and gold dragons note that they like to be called wise, compassionate and good. Nobody wants to disagree.
Golem Golems are magically animated constructs without intelligence or motivation of their own. There are two common ways to create a golem. The first is to collect the materials for the body, wood, stone, clay, sand or even metal and then use powerful magic to breathe a mockery of life into the creation. The second is to speak to anyone in customer care.
Gorgon Gorgons are creatures of myth and women having a bad hair day. Gorgons typically have a nest of writhing snakes instead of hair and have a gaze that’ll turn anyone to stone. Many Gorgons have taken to staying awake all night and terrorising people on web-cam communities.
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Post by Vector on Sept 13, 2008 15:21:41 GMT -6
GenieGenies were made famous by the translation of Arabian Nights and it’s worth nothing the little known plot twist where Aladdin used the genie of the ring to escape with the genie of the bottle. Genies are known to grant wishes and win you contracts with Disney. Most genies appreciate you pointing out their phenomenal cosmic powers but not their itty-bitty living space. Fixed.
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Post by Vector on Nov 25, 2008 17:41:45 GMT -6
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Post by Void on Nov 26, 2008 14:26:41 GMT -6
Still waiting on SOME sort of post in Exadhos...
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Post by JaySonic on Nov 26, 2008 17:01:43 GMT -6
*sigh* yep. edit: in Destiny's Bid too actually. That's crossed the border into "taking too long to post" town. But i don't know anything about their personal lives so i can't really say much.
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Post by JaySonic on Nov 27, 2008 11:59:58 GMT -6
HAPPY TURKEY (or whatever meat you happen to eat) DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!
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Post by Kaisar on Nov 28, 2008 5:02:38 GMT -6
we don't have Thanks Giving (or whatever it is you guys have) down here. though we do have Boxing Day which is on the 26th. *grins*
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Post by Fears of the dark on Nov 29, 2008 15:47:13 GMT -6
Hi, rara! ^^ <333
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